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17 January 2008 @ 12:27 am
Title: Four Ways Arashi has Wardrobe Malfunctions, and One Way They Plan It
Pairing: Arashi/Arashi
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1622
Notes: lockability from jent_fanfics is apparently writing something I requested. I offered to write something in return. The request asked for group love and clothing malfunctions. This is what happened. Somewhere lockability is wishing I'd never bothered, I'm sure.


“You’re on in a minute, Ohno-kun!”

The singer nodded, rushing from his place below the stage to his next entrance. Nino was there already. The younger man greeted him with an excited smile and nearly fever-bright eyes that matched everything Ohno was feeling. Ohno couldn’t help himself – he threw his arms around Nino and hugged the younger man tightly to him, feeling Nino laugh rather than hearing it.

Then they were out for the song, lost to each other under the stage lights and the other three. They had three songs to sing in this costume, and it felt like the heat was even worse because of the summer weather waiting for them outside. It would be a relief when they could finally shed the outer layer.

Finally they were done.

Ohno grinned, wiping sweat away from his eyes, riding the high of the concert and their few fans. To either side of him, the others were starting to pull of their jackets and pants for the costume change. He ripped the jacket away, hearing the music starting up for their next song.

The others burst into song as he stopped, hands down his pants just enough to feel his boxers and nothing else.

He’d forgotten his pants!

The others quickly noticed he wasn’t singing with them, and stopped the song.

“Did we start too early?”

“What is it, Oh-chan?”

“Sorry, Ohno-kun, we’re starting now.”

“Ara? Has Ohno-kun forgotten his part?”

Ohno glared at the others as best he could, especially Aiba, who’d been the one to ask the last question. He motioned to his pants.

“I can’t change,” he hissed at them, trying to cover his microphone.



“I can’t hear you.”

“I can’t change!” Ohno cried into the microphone, “I don’t have pants on!”

It was a good thing, he decided then, that the others were facing him and not the audience, because Johnny-san probably wouldn’t appreciate the four sets of very hungry eyes being caught on video.



The world was going to end. There was no way he would ever make it out of this alive. Sho paced his room, nearly in a panic. What was he going to do? He couldn’t go to Keio like this! Not on the first day!

Inspiration hit him like a bolt.

Nino! Nino would help him!

Sho dove for his phone and hit the speed-dial that was Nino’s number. It took three tries and two frantic voice messages consisting of Sho yelling for Nino to wake up until the machine cut him off before the younger man picked up the phone.

“Who died?”


The voice on the other end of the phone made a sound that reminded Sho of the ubiquitous effect for the Thing From Beyond the Grave in poorly made horror movies. He tried valiantly not to laugh at it; a task made easier by the gravity of the situation he was in.

“Nino-chan, I really need your help!”

“Wiv wha?”

“You need to come over, Nino-chan, I may never be able to show my face in public if you don’t help me.”

“What exaggeration is this?” the younger man asked, sounding a little more awake.

“It’s not!” Sho cried indignantly.

There was a disbelieving silence.

Sho played the trump card. He pitched his voice softly, putting a waver into it. “Nino-chan, please? I really need help.”

There was a long sigh. “Okay, okay. I’m coming over.”

Less than an hour later, Nino resisted the burning desire to introduce his head to a wall repeatedly, if not Sho’s. Sho did have Keio to attend, after all.

“Your tie is not an emergency,” he growled as he fixed the thing neatly and perfectly around Sho’s neck. “It is an exaggeration.”

Sho swooped down to kiss the younger man. “Thank you!” he beamed, “I’ll be going.”

Nino watched the older man disappear out of the front door. He sighed and headed into the older boy’s bedroom. There would be plenty of time to catch a nap here, and Sho’s mother would probably feed him when he told her the story.



Nino was dripping wet. While normally a dripping wet Nino was a pleasant enough sight, this was most certainly not normal. For one thing, he was so angry Aiba was a little surprised that the water wasn’t burning off him. For another, he was still in his clothes.

Nino looked down at himself once more, then back up. “Aiba.”

Aiba gulped. “Yes?”

“You’ve got – I’m in a good mood – three seconds to start running.”

By the time Nino finished speaking, Aiba was long gone. Nino looked balefully down at his sopping wet clothes and shook his arms in disgust. That shower had hurt, too. He went across the room to his bag, and pulled out his spare change.

Shirt. Pants. Socks.

Where was his underwear?

Clenching his teeth, Nino looked around the room. He spotted Aiba’s bag and sloshed over to it, rooting around in the taller boy’s things. Aiba might only have this one pair of boxers, but he was owed that.

Aiba winced as Nino walked into the room and hid behind Jun.

“What did you do?” Jun asked tiredly.

“I got him wet.”


“He’s wearing my underwear. I don’t know if I’ll see it again.”

Nino looked over at them then, and smiled. Even Jun winced.

“No, I don’t think you will.”



“Three costume changes! Three changes gone wrong, twice I was late for an entrance, and once I couldn’t get the damn pants off, and all I want to do is come back to my nice, normal, not full of sequins and glitter clothes, and what do I find? My jeans are not there.”

“Is that so?” asked Sho from behind his news paper.

Aiba and Ohno looked at each other, wide-eyed.

“Do you know why they are not there?”

“No, Jun-kun, do tell us.”

“Because they are in Aiba-chan’s bag. Why ...” Jun asked slowly, “are my jeans in your bag, Aiba-chan?”

Aiba blinked, mouth falling open.

“Why ...” the younger man continued, “are there holes in them, where there were not holes before?”

Nino and Ohno started slinking towards the dressing room door.

Jun whirled on them. “Why are there lines of paint on my jeans?”

“Civilian casualty?” Nino offered, “From what I heard, at least.”

“Heard?” Jun asked, cocking an eyebrow.

Ohno and Aiba shot Nino the dirties looks they could muster. He shrugged helplessly at them.

“Sorry, but I don’t want to die for your crimes. I haven’t finished my game yet.”

“It was for a very good cause, I’m sure,” Sho said, finally putting his paper to the side. “I’m also sure Aiba-chan and Ohno-kun are very sorry, and that you can do whatever you want to punish them.”

“And Nino?”

“And Ni – No! No ‘and Nino’!”

“And Nino,” Sho agreed.

“Why ‘and Nino’?” the boy in question whined.

“Because you look good tied up and wearing my clothes, and they are infinitely satisfying to watch when they have to look and don’t get to touch.”

Nino got very silent. Ohno and Aiba whined, wordless syllables of disappointment and distress.

“What about me?” Sho asked.

“Sho-kun’s okay,” Jun said, “He can touch whoever he wants.”



“Guys, I think there’s something wrong with my clothes.”

Aiba pulled mournfully at the tiny shirt he was stuck in, one arm stuck through a sleeve, trying to get it over his head and failing. The others looked at each other, unable to stop themselves from giggling. Somewhere below the neck hem stuck over his nose, Aiba was pouting at them.

“Oh – okay ...” Sho said between giggles. “Let’s get you out.”

“But it’s the only shirt there!” Aiba whined, “All the clothes in my bag are purple, even my underwear, and I know I didn’t pack those, but I can’t find anything else and I don’t want to be naked!”

Ohno pulled absently at the hem of the shirt, noting how little of Aiba it covered. “I don’t think this would help much anyway, Aiba-chan.”

“You can wear one of Jun’s shirts,” Sho soothed.

The youngest whirled back to Sho, “No. No he can’t wear one of Jun’s shirts.”

“Why not?”

“Because he will stretch Jun’s shirts.”

“Bet it’s your fault he doesn’t have any,” Nino said.

The others turned to stare at Jun in varying degrees of surprise and betrayal. Except Nino. Nino’s main concern was clearly his DS. Jun glared at Nino, anyway.

“They may or may not have been a slight accident involving his luggage,” he said, grudgingly, “and blue dye.”

“I liked it better when you spent less time with Nino,” Sho sighed.

“DIE you – I had nothing to do with it – GOT YOU!!”

Sho grabbed the bottom hem of the tiny shirt and yanked it over Aiba’s head, freeing the taller man from the tight confines. Aiba’s arms fell to his sides, and Aiba himself nearly tripped backwards over his feet with a rather unmanly squeak.

“Now I’m the only one without a shirt,” he whined.

Ohno looked around at the others, then shrugged and took his shirt off.

“Ohno-kun, what are you doing?” Sho asked, his tone suggesting that he’d rather be listening to Akanishi discuss economics.

“Matching Aiba,” the older man said.

Nino slipped out of his shirt.

Sho blinked. “Now what are – ”

“Matching Oh-chan.”

Jun took a long look at his half-naked band mates. “Is ‘no pants’ eventually going to come up in this?”

“Probably,” Ohno said placidly.

“I’m in. Off with ‘em, Sho.”

“Do I get any say in this?”

“No,” Nino said cheerfully. “Clothes come off now, or we do it for you.”

Sho figured at least he could say he’d put up a fight.
Current Mood: awakeawake
drss: Arashidrss on January 17th, 2008 06:52 am (UTC)
lol this is a cute story!
Thanks for sharing! :D
Elspeth Caoilfhionn Kincaide; called Elle: Arashi - Aimiyavintage_belle on January 17th, 2008 07:04 am (UTC)
Thank you for reading :)
Tess: Bambi Chuutenshi_angels87 on January 17th, 2008 06:54 am (UTC)
the first and the fifth one *fadflajsdfasdfjalsdf*
Elspeth Caoilfhionn Kincaide; called Elle: Arashi - Junbavintage_belle on January 17th, 2008 07:04 am (UTC)
Hee <3 Thanks for reading!
Nico Coer: Arashi Orgy Sleepnicocoer on January 17th, 2008 07:06 am (UTC)
awwwww I love this. so cute, ♥
Elspeth Caoilfhionn Kincaide; called Elle: Arashi - group hugsvintage_belle on January 17th, 2008 07:11 am (UTC)
Thank you <3
★★★: arashiferfa on January 17th, 2008 07:09 am (UTC)
Ok guys. Go find a room to make an orgy. Feel free to use mine :3

Arashi rabu aww ~ ♥
So cute, I'm with a stupid smile in my face :3
“Sorry, but I don’t want to die for your crimes. I haven’t finished my game yet.”
hahaha Nino, you selfish bastard ♥
Elspeth Caoilfhionn Kincaide; called Elle: Arashi - Nino setvintage_belle on January 17th, 2008 07:12 am (UTC)
Don't forget to set up the cameras!

Nino is such an evil imp. I love him.

Thank you for reading! ♥
laruku05: pretty Aibalaruku05 on January 17th, 2008 07:37 am (UTC)
...I have to comment on all of them...too much win in one fic..

After I read the fist one I was laughing and muttering...Ohno would do that...then I wanted after concert special of what the four pairs of eyes would do to Ohno...

the second one...lol Sho's great idea was to call on Nino to help him? could his mom not make a tie knot? I was like impending doom approaching Sho, but then he was saved because Nino most likely got a free meal XD

lol the third one...all's fair in love and war when the prize is getting Aiba's underware right Nino?

Juns torturing the rest of his group members pleases me for some SM reason...perhaps I need help...look but don't touch XD and Sho gets to touch anybody 0_0 *needs to see the punishment!*

The last one was so sweet ^_^ because if one member goes shirtless we all go shirtless, fight for it Sho...make them take off your clothes!!! XD which then leads to an Arashi orgy...^_^\V/ really fun Arashi fic!
Elspeth Caoilfhionn Kincaide; called Elle: Arashi - Sho coffeevintage_belle on January 17th, 2008 03:22 pm (UTC)
Four pairs of eyes made it very hard for him to just stand there while the staff searched for his pants XD

Apparently Sho really did call on Nino to help him and Nino really did tie it. I dunno - maybe his mom was already out? XD

That's that shower thing again, that Nino wrote about in his Nikki. I really, really like that.

I think we all need a nice look, even if we can't touch :D

Sho wants to be manly and straight, he really does. He just fails every time XD

Thank you for reading!
Lockylockability on January 17th, 2008 07:41 am (UTC)
*flails incoherently*!!!

This is so brilliant! You write Nino perfectly, and Ohno, and all of them! Ahhh~ :D :D I couldn't stop smiling and laughing through the whole thing, and I'm still smiling so much now! :D

The last one. <3

So much group love, so many costume malfunctions! Ah~ It was pure and utter cute mixed with a good amount of amazingly wonderful. :D

*applauds*!! :]
Elspeth Caoilfhionn Kincaide; called Elle: Arashi - Ohjunvintage_belle on January 17th, 2008 03:25 pm (UTC)
*blush* Aiiiie, thank you ^_^

I'm always a little afraid of writing for people, even though I ask for the prompts all the time.

I'm so, so glad you liked it!
i_am_zan: OhMiya-OhMYi_am_zan on January 17th, 2008 09:41 am (UTC)
hope you don't mind me reading too!

These are wonderful. Thank you for sharing. (I don;t think I could say it better than others have. )

Elspeth Caoilfhionn Kincaide; called Elle: Arashi - Matsumiya comfortvintage_belle on January 17th, 2008 03:27 pm (UTC)
I don't mind anybody reading; that's why I post. I still get fantastically anxious about it.

Thank you for reading ♥
1992*4##111: arashi - nino - adorablegimmick_game on January 17th, 2008 12:57 pm (UTC)
See? This is why ILU. ♥
Elspeth Caoilfhionn Kincaide; called Elle: Arashi - Nino rising sunvintage_belle on January 17th, 2008 03:27 pm (UTC)
ILU 2 ♥
Subbaholic D:: Ohmiyaohmiya_sg on January 17th, 2008 03:44 pm (UTC)
Ah, cute! :D

“And Ni – No! No ‘and Nino’!”
I really liked this line, even if it took me a few tries to be able to read it correctly. lol
Elspeth Caoilfhionn Kincaide; called Elle: Arashi - Ohmiya SKvintage_belle on January 17th, 2008 05:11 pm (UTC)
Yeah. Unfortunately that sort of pun only works in English.

Thanks for reading ^_^
elly87elly87 on January 18th, 2008 02:10 am (UTC)
omg, i started reading arashi fics two days ago and i can´t stop..!
love yours btw,
this was lovely! XD
Elspeth Caoilfhionn Kincaide; called Elle: Arashi - Jun looking awayvintage_belle on January 18th, 2008 02:55 am (UTC)
Arashi is addictive like that ;)

Thanks for reading!
rezq_23rezq_23 on January 18th, 2008 03:29 am (UTC)
Love it... The last malfuntion is so cute... Arashi is love...
Elspeth Caoilfhionn Kincaide; called Elle: Arashi - Aiba goldenvintage_belle on January 18th, 2008 05:05 am (UTC)
Arashi is the OT5 of OT5s.

Thanks for reading! ♥
Teriyakikipassusahmati on January 18th, 2008 01:08 pm (UTC)
insert "Nino grinning" he he...
Elspeth Caoilfhionn Kincaide; called Elle: Arashi - Ohnovintage_belle on January 18th, 2008 03:09 pm (UTC)
Thank you for reading :D
Milkshake and Pimp Juice.: Aiba nakedinuhariko on February 9th, 2008 08:21 pm (UTC)
hehe, these were all very cute!
Elspeth Caoilfhionn Kincaide; called Elle: Arashi - Sakuraibavintage_belle on February 9th, 2008 08:40 pm (UTC)
Thanks for reading 'em!
SundaeCone: confusedsundaecone on March 6th, 2008 11:49 am (UTC)
“I can’t change!” Ohno cried into the microphone, “I don’t have pants on!”
Gawd I wish they had that on tape. Wahahahahahahahhahahaah!

“Your tie is not an emergency,” he growled as he fixed the thing neatly and perfectly around Sho’s neck. “It is an exaggeration.”
Could someone please enlighten me as to when this piece of information came out into the open? *_*

“Because you look good tied up and wearing my clothes, and they are infinitely satisfying to watch when they have to look and don’t get to touch.”
“Sho-kun’s okay,” Jun said, “He can touch whoever he wants.”

Jun is an evil twirp and I love him for it. *laughs hysterically*

I want to quote the 5th one darnit. Hahahahahahahahahah! That was just too funny. I am loving you more and more with each fic that I read. *_*
Elspeth Caoilfhionn Kincaide; called Elle: Arashi - Jun grinvintage_belle on March 6th, 2008 09:06 pm (UTC)
I don't think the tie thing was ever "big news" fanwise, but I read about it in some translation or other a long time ago. I don't even remember where.

Jun is so much more evil than people give him credit for, and it's wonderful XD

Thanks for reading! ♥
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elvenknight16elvenknight16 on August 18th, 2011 11:54 am (UTC)
Lol the last line killed me~
I really adore the Arashi members
this was lovely by the way =D
Elspeth Caoilfhionn Kincaide; called Elle: Arashi - Nino with a puppyvintage_belle on August 19th, 2011 12:34 am (UTC)
Thank you for reading. I'm glad you liked it!